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Waterboarding is a form of torture that consists of immobilizing the victim on his or her back with the head inclined downwards, and then pouring water over the face and into the breathing passages, causing the captive to believe he or she is dying. Forced suffocation and water inhalation cause the subject to experience the sensation of drowning. This release is slightly less painful and psychologically damaging, more like your grandmom trying to drown you in chicken soup, it still sucks but it tastes better. This is part of the superdupermegacrazysilly limited edition series and is only available from our store, only 10 copies of this little gem exist so get one before its gone, plus it comes with an awesome hand cut edition card in the shape of a meatcleaver.